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A young hotshot got a job at the income tax office.

His first assignment was to an old Rabbi, so he asked: "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"

The Rabbi said: "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."

Next the kid asked, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"

The Rabbi answered: "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

Finally the kid enquired: "And what do you do with the foreskins from circumcisions?"

The Rabbi answered patiently: "We send them to the income tax office, and once in a while they send us a little prick like you."