Mary had a little prick

Today's smile is courtesy of Colin H.

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping.

"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty", shouted Mary and the teacher said "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A little while later the teacher asked Mary "Who is our Lord and Saviour?" But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again Johnny came to the rescue and stuck the pin in her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the teacher said "Very good", and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty third child?"

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The teacher fainted.