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A little boy was given a five pound note to put in the collection plate. When the offering came around, he wouldn't put it in.

But after the end of the service, when he went to shake the vicar's hand, he pulled out the five pound note and gave it to the vicar. 

The vicar asked him, "Why are you giving me this money? Why didn't you put it in the collection plate?" 

And the boy answered, "Because my mummy told me you're the poorest vicar we've ever had!"