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Three engineers and three accountants were going to an out of town convention and decided to take the train. 

The three accountants bought one ticket each, while the three engineers bought only one ticket between the three of them. 

The accountants asked,  "Why only one ticket for three?  How are you going to get by the conductor with only one ticket?"

To which the engineers replied, "Watch and learn!"  When they boarded the train, the accountants sat in a compartment, while the engineers crammed into a toilet. 

The conducter came around and checked the three accountants tickets.  He then knocked on the toilet door, and one hand stuck out with a ticket.  The accountants saw what happened and thought this was a great idea, thus, on the return trip they only bought one ticket between the three of them.

To there amazment, the engineers didn't buy a ticket at all.

"What are you going to do this time?", asked one accountant.  One engineer replied, "You'll see."

This time the accountants took their position in the toilet, and the engineers sat in a compartment.  When the train pulled away, the engineers got up and knocked on the door of the accountants toilet, took the ticket, and piled into the next cubicle!