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Welcome to "Hyde" the Darker Side >> Text Jokes >> Office Humour >> Give a 103%
Are you working in one of those places that keeps asking for a 103% ?
Well here is a sure fire way of hitting the mark each and every time. If we
accept that:-
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 910 1112 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:-
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
However:-
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
But then again:-
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So now you know how to achieve that elusive target ;-)
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