What'll You Give Me?

A man is plagued by a permanent erection. He has seen several doctors, but they have offered no relief. In desperation, he puts on his trench coat and goes to the local drug store, which is staffed by a lady pharmacist.

"Can I help you?" she asks.

"I have a problem of an extremely personal nature. Do you have a male pharmacist that I might consult?"

"Sir, I am a registered pharmacist. I can assure you that I am perfectly capable of assisting you in any way that a male pharmacist can, in a knowledgeable, caring and professional manner. Now, please, sir, what is your complaint?"

Reassured, he opens his trench coat and asks, "What can you give me for this permanent erection?"

The lady pharmacist seems a bit distracted but says, "My sister is my partner, and she is in the back. I'll have to consult with her on this. Please wait just a moment," and she disappears into the back room.

Soon both ladies appear behind the counter, and the pharmacist announces, "We've talked it over, and the best we can come up with is £20,000 and a half interest in the store."