Wedding List

Today's smile is courtesy of Colin C.

Gene, age 89, and Lillian, age 77, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist.

Gene suggests they go in. Gene addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Gene: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Gene: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Gene: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Gene: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Gene: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Gene: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Gene: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Gene says to the pharmacist, "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts please."