Dick Head

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After a woman gave birth to her baby, her Dr. stood solemnly at her bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God, that's wonderful!" The woman exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis and a brain?"