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NEW DELHI, India

If you're going to the bathroom and you begin to urinate blood, there is an understandable cause for concern.

However, if your pee produces winged beetles, get to the hospital immediately. A 13-year-old boy has begun producing the insects after hatching the eggs in his body. After an examination, doctors found eggs of the beetle in a fistula in his body.

The beetles, more than half a centimetre in length belong to the Staphylinidae rove beetle family of insects.

An expert in urology, Doctor N. Subramanian, said that in theory it was possible for insects to hatch in the body and come out in urine but said he had not heard of such a case.

Of course if your pee produces Hearsay or other semi-popular bands then doing nothing at all is probably best. They'll die on their own accord.