|
Men are
like |
Laxatives |
They
irritate the shit out of you. |
|
Men are
like |
Bananas |
The older
they get, the less firm they are. |
|
Men are
like |
Vacations |
They
never seem to be long enough. |
|
Men are
like |
Weather |
Nothing
can be done to change them. |
|
Men are
like |
Blenders |
You need
One, but you're not quite sure why. |
|
Men are
like |
Chocolate
Bars |
Sweet,
smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. |
|
Men are
like |
Commercials |
You can't
believe a word they say. |
|
Men are
like |
Department Stores |
Their
clothes are always 1/2 off. |
|
Men are
like |
Government Bonds |
They take
soooooooo long to mature. |
|
Men are
like |
Mascara |
They
usually run at the first sign of emotion. |
|
Men are
like |
Popcorn .
|
They
satisfy you, but only for a little while. |
|
Men are
like |
Snowstorms |
You never
know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will
last. |
|
Men are
like |
Lava
Lamps |
Fun to
look at, but not very bright. |
|
Men are
like |
Parking
Spots |
All the
good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. |
