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It was a dream Valentine's Day weekend for a South Yorkshire couple who won the local competition looking for the region's "Dirtiest Lovers." 

The BBC says Wayne and Nikki Beazley started out with a Valentine's Day champagne lunch at one of Europe's largest sewage works. The couple, together for 15 years and married for four, won the contest after taking a quiz about each other's toilet habits -- and no, we're not going to go there. 

Nikki Beazley, 29, a radiographer, said before lunch: "While many people dream of a romantic weekend overlooking the Seine in Paris, or a visit to Rome, I'll be spending Valentine's Day having a romantic drink next to a river of sewage."