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Welcome to "Hyde" the Darker Side >> Text Jokes >> General Humour >> That's Amore
When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's amore.
When an eel bites your hand And that's not what you planned That's a moray.
When our habits are strange And our customs deranged That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw And the bales total four That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife She gets stabbed with a knife That's a Moor, eh? | 
