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Todays smile is courtesy of Cathryn. 1. Can you cry under water? 2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? 4. If you have to "put your two cents in". . . but it's only a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra money going to? 5. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 6. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 8. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake-up every two hours? 9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 10. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? 11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 12. If a 999 operator has a heart attack, whom do they call? 13. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 14. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realise you haven't fallen asleep yet. 15. Just remember. . . . if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 16. Why do people chop a tree down, only to cut it up? |
