Meal for Two

A man goes to a disco and starts chatting up a very attractive looking Chinese girl. After a night of cavorting, she asks him back to her place for "coffee".

They get back to her flat and she tells him to help himself to a drink whilst she slips into something more comfortable. Just as the bloke's about to finish his scotch and coke, the incredibly sexy Chinese seductress returns wearing only a see-through negligee. "I am your sex slave!," she announces.

"I will do ANYTHING your precious heart desires!"

The man can't quite believe his luck and says, whilst licking his lips in anticipation, "Hmmmmm, well a 69 would really hit the spot."

F**K OFF!!!" the Chinese girl replies angrily. "I am not cooking for you at this time of night."