Longevity

Hyde: Women live longer as they have to fit more into their lives!

"Women on Haircuts"

Haircuttee - Woman 1
Haircut Noticer - Woman 2

2: Oh! That's so cute!

1: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

2: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

2: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.

1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier. <etc, ad nauseam>

"Men on Haircuts"

Haircuttee - Man1

Haircut Noticer - Man2

2: Haircut?

1: Yeah.