Is it me

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. Hyde: The milk's gone off too!

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...

All reports are in... life is now officially unfair.

If all is not lost, where is it?

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. Hyde: Getting to this one must have been a toughie

The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bath.

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

It's not hard to meet expenses... they're everywhere.

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. Hyde: Well that cheered me up

These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter ...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.