Givin Me The Eye

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting nearby. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the confidence to talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. He jumps out of his seat, dives across rising like a salmon and plucks it out of the air. He hands it back to the gorgeous redhead.

"I'm so sorry". The woman says as she pops her eye back into place. "Let me buy dinner to make it up to you". She says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh and they laugh even more.

After paying, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and breakfast...

The next morning, she cooks him a gormet breakfast with all the trimmings. The man is amazed! He can't believe his luck, everything had been incredible! "You know something" he said, "you are the perfect lady, are you this nice to every man you meet?"

"No" she replies.....

"You just happened to catch my eye...