Frequent Flyer

Today's smile is courtesy of Colin C.

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant; but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and whispered the Delta slogan:

"Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, ooh shit, she doesn't work for Delta.

A few seconds later, the AA slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look.

He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list.

Next he tried United: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman turned and barked back at him "What the f**king hell do you want?"

The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, "aahhhh, British Airways".