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Handy Dictionary to Decipher Personal Ads
WOMEN'S ADS
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40-ish
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49
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Adventurer
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Slept with all your friends
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Athletic
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No chest
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Average looking.
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Has a face like a basset hound
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Beautiful.
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Pathological liar
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Contagious Smile
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Does a lot of Ecstasy
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Educated
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Banged her Polytechnic professor
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Emotionally Secure
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Medicated
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Feminist
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Fat ball-buster
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Free spirit
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Junkie
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Friendship first
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Slut
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Fun
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Annoying
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Gentle
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Comatose
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Good Listener
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Borderline Autistic
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New-Age
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It's a mess down there
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Old-fashioned
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Lights out, no BJs
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Open-minded
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Desperate
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Outgoing
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Loud and Embarrassing
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Passionate
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Sloppy drunk
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Poet
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Depressive Schizophrenic
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Professional
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Certified Bitch
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Redhead
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Bad dye-job
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Reubenesque
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Grossly Fat
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Wants Soulmate
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Stalker
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MEN'S
ADS
40-ish
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52
and looking for 25-yr-old
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Athletic
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Watches
a lot of F1
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Free
Spirit
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Banging
your sister
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Good
looking
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Arrogant
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Very
good looking
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Dumb
as a board
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Honest
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Pathological
Liar
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Likes
to cuddle
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Insecure
mummy’s boy
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Mature
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Older
than your father
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Physically
fit
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Gets
his own drinks
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Very
sensitive
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Gay
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Spiritual
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Got
laid in a cemetery once
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Thoughtful
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Says
"Excuse me" when he farts
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