(_!_)

A regular ass

(__!__)

A fat ass

(         )

The ass of the Chunky Monkey

(  ~   ~  )

boss lady for the doctors!

(    .    )

(  ~   ~  )

(         )

(__)(__)

A "wide load" ass

(!)

A tight ass

(_*_)

A sore ass

{_!_}

A swishy ass

(_o_)

An ass that's been around

(_x_)

Kiss my ass

(_X_)

Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)

A tired ass

(_E=mc2_)

A smart ass

(_?_)

Dumb ass

(_Lame_)

Lame ass

(_jack_)

Jackass

(_-£_)

Cheap ass

(_0_)

A Prison ass

(_)

Half ass

(®^®)

Registered ass

(__|___)

Lop sided ass

(_:_)

2 holed ass

(_O_)

Cavernous ass (an ass that's REALLY been around)

(Mum)(__)

Tattooed ass

(_)||(_)

Fucked ass

()()

Ass print on a window

( * * )

Ass with dimples

(_X X_)

A kicked ass

(_%_)

An average ass

(_$_)

A rich ass

[_!_]

A hard ass