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An Anagram, as you know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. The last one is too perfect to believe.

Dormitory                        Dirty Room
Evangelist                        Evil's Agent
Desperation                     A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code               Here Come Dots
Slot Machines                  Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity                        Is No Amity
Mother-in-law                 Woman Hitler :)
Snooze Alarms                 Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness                   Genuine Class
Semolina                          Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries   Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point                I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes               That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two                 Twelve plus one
Contradiction                   Accord not in it

This one's truly amazing:

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

And the Anagram:

"In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

And for the grand finale:

"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
Neil Armstrong

The Anagram:

"A thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"

Nope, one more!

The following phrase is a perfect anagram to start the impeachment trial:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS