A Pick-me-Up

1. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

2. Do you work for Parcel Force? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

3. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

4. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

5. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

6. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

7. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

8. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

9. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

11. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

12. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

13. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

14. My name is Hyde ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

15. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?