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50 Things Women Can't Do

  1. Know anything about cars, other than the colour
  2. Understand a plot of a film
  3. Go 24 hours without texting someone
  4. Build a shed
  5. Throw
  6. Run
  7. Park
  8. Fart
  9. Read a map
  10. Rob a bank
  11. Resist IKEA
  12. Sit still
  13. Tell a joke
  14. Play pool
  15. Pay for dinner
  16. Eat a kebab while walking
  17. Piss out of a train window
  18. Argue without shouting
  19. Get bollocked without crying
  20. Understand fruit machines
  21. Walk PAST a shoe shop
  22. Make a decent bacon sandwich
  23. Not comment on a strangers clothes
  24. Use small amounts of toilet paper
  25. Let you sleep when you have a hangover
  26. Drink a pint GRACEFULLY
  27. Pay for a round
  28. Throw a punch
  29. Do magic
  30. Like your friends
  31. Enjoy porn
  32. Admit that men ARE better drivers
  33. Eat a phal curry
  34. Get to the point
  35. Buy plain envelopes
  36. Take less than 20 minutes using the toilet
  37. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
  38. Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
  39. Avoid credit card debt
  40. Dive into a pool
  41. Assemble furniture
  42. Form a GOOD rock group
  43. Set a video recorder
  44. Not try and change you
  45. Watch a war film
  46. Understand why flirting results in violence
  47. Spend a day on their own
  48. Go to the toilet on their own
  49. Buy a purse that actually fits in a pocket
  50. Choose a video quickly