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A German, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve strolling in the Garden of Eden. 

"Look at their reserve, their stoicism," muses the German. "They must be German." 

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French." 

"No clothes, no shelter." The Russian points out, "they only have an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian!"