Benign

What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria

Back door to cafeteria.

Barium

What doctors do when patients die.

Caesarean Section

A neighbourhood in Rome.

Cat scan

Searching for Kitty.

Cauterise

Made eye contact with her.

Colic

A sheep dog.

Coma

A punctuation mark.

D&C

Where Washington is.

Dilate

To live long.

Enema

Not a friend.

Fester

Quicker than someone else.

Fibula

A small lie.

Hangnail

What you hang your coat on.

Impotent

Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain

Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane.

Morbid

A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates

Cheaper than day rates.

Node

I knew it.

Outpatient

A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear

A fatherhood test.

Pelvis

Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative

A letter carrier.

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery.

Rectum

Damn near killed him.

Secretion

Hiding something

Seizure

Roman emperor.

Tablet

A small table.

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour

More than one.

Urine

Opposite of mine.

Varicose

Near by/close by