Sleighed

It was rush hour, and the bus filled until the aisle was jammed with standing commuters.

One woman, precariously balanced on spike heels, clung to a handgrip. Suddenly the bus took a sharp corner, flinging her across the laps of two seated male passengers.

There was silence and all eyes turned on the threesome.

Laughter erupted as the quick-witted woman righted herself and quipped...

"All these years I thought I was British, and now I find I'm a Laplander!"