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The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine." 
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila." 
The Scot says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have Scotch." 
The Swede says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have aquavit." 
The Japanese says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have sake." 
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka." 
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer." 
The Greek says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo." 
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."