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Arafat is in his office, alone, when his bodyguards hear a loud explosion inside his office. Rushing in, they see him on the floor, face bloodied, and they ask, "What happened, Mr. Chairman?"

"A letter bomb" exclaimed the injured despot.

"But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not your mouth," replied one of his experienced men.

Arafat replies, "I was sealing it."