It Could Be You

Two Jews were walking down the street one day. They ran into Abe, an old friend. When they ask how he was doing he said, "I'm doing great. I just hit the lottery for ten million pounds!."

Naturally curious, they ask him what he did with the money. He replied, "I bought the biggest piece of property money could buy right in the heart of Berlin, Germany. On that property, I built a mansion and on my front lawn I put a solid gold life size statue of Adolph Hitler!"

His friends are completely shocked and couldn't believe what he had done. They said, "Adolph Hitler, are you crazy?"

With that, he calmly pointed at his inner forearm and says, "Adolph vasn't such a bad guy... he gave me the vinning numbers!