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There's an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman:
The Italian says, "When I have a-finished makina love with
my girl-a-friend, I go down and gently
tickle the back of her knees. She
floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave
finished making ze love with ze
girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body
and zen Ah lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she
floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Irishman says, "Dat's nottin'. When Oi've finished
shaggin' me bord, I get out of da bed,
walk over to d'window and wipe me knob
on the curtain. She hits the fockin' roof."
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