A Big Tees

On a golf tour in Ireland, Colin Montgomerie drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.

Montgomerie nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Montgomerie.

"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" , says Montgomerie.

"Feckin Jaysus" , says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"