Kids...

Hyde: Can't live with 'em. Can't shoot 'em either!

Some truths about kids:

Trying to dress a very active child is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.

There are only two things a child will share willingly:

communicable diseases and their mother's age.

Any child will tell you that the only real purpose of having a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Two more truths about kids:

Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.

An alarm clock is a device for waking people up who don't have small kids.