Foul Language

Today's smile is courtesy of Colin H.

TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY, WHEN USING THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE:

10th - "Scattered F***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the F**k did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the F***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those F***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so F***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the F**k are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any F***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the F**k was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a F***ing hole in the head!" JFK, 1963

And... drum roll...

The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word...

"Aw c'mon. Who the F**k is going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997