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Welcome to "Hyde" the Darker Side >> Text Jokes >> Educational Humour >> Born to be Alive
Today's smile is courtesy of Tom.
Born 70's or before? Read This...
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in
the 50's, 60's, 70's probably shouldn't have survived, because......
Our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead-based paint which was
promptly chewed and licked.
We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets
and it was fine to play with pans.
When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent
'clackers' on our wheels.
As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the
passenger seat was a treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle - tasted the same.
We ate dripping sandwiches, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy pop with
sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside
playing.
We shared one drink with four friends, from one bottle or can and no one
actually died from this.
We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed
down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into
stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.
We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back
before it got dark. No one was able to reach us all day and no one minded.
We did not have Playstations or X-Boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels
on TV, no videotape movies, no surround sound, no mobile phones, no personal
computers, no Internet chat rooms.
We had friends - we went outside and found them.
We played elastics and street rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt.
We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no
lawsuits. There were accidents. We learnt not to do the same thing again.
We had fights, punched each other hard and got black and blue - we learned to
get over it.
We walked to friend's homes.
We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate live stuff, and although
we were told it would happen, we did not have very many eyes out, nor did the
live stuff live inside us forever.
We rode bikes in packs of 7 and wore our coats by only the hood.
Our actions were our own. Consequences were expected.
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law was unheard of. They
actually sided with the law. Imagine that!
This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers
and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and
new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
how to deal with it all.
If you were born during these years then give yourself a pat on the back before
patting yourself on the back becomes politically incorrect!
If you were born later, tuff luck and see you in court.
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