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Welcome to "Hyde" the Darker Side >> Text Jokes >> Celebrity Humour >> Never Judge a Book...
Question 1
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids, three of whom were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Question 2
Say it is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A associates with crooked politicians, and consults with anthologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A ==> is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B ==> is Winston Churchill
Candidate C ==> is Adolph Hitler
And by the way: If you said yes to answer the abortion question, you just killed Beethoven.
Makes a person think before judging someone.
Remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic!
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