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Question 1

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who already had 8 kids, three of whom were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Question 2

Say it is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A associates with crooked politicians, and consults with anthologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. 

Candidate C is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Candidate A ==> is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B ==> is Winston Churchill
Candidate C ==> is Adolph Hitler

And by the way: If you said yes to answer the abortion question, you just killed Beethoven.

Makes a person think before judging someone.

Remember amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic!