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A bloke called Simon goes on Stars In Their Eyes and wheels onto the stage in a wheelchair.

Matthew Kelly says, "Oh my dear man, whatever happened to you?"

Simon said, "I was in this car accident and I lost my legs. I consider myself really lucky though because my uncle who was in the car with me lost his life. Actually, the doctors have grafted his legs onto my waist and I am now just waiting for them to heal before I can walk again."

Matthew Kelly is clearly taken aback by this.

"So you have someone else’s legs attached to your body? That is fantastic. I have never heard of such bravery and then to come on live TV and sing. This is the most astounding thing I have heard in years. So then Simon, who are you going to be tonight?"

Simon replies...

"Well Matthew, tonight I’m going to be Simon and Half-Uncle!"