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Sean Connery has been quiet of late, having done no work in quite a while. So he decides to phone his agent and find out what sort of jobs are going. The agent says that he'll make a few enquiries, but he isn't sure that there is much call for aging Scots actors, even of Sean's stature.

The next day, the agent calls back and says "Sean, I have great news. I have found you a job. It's not great, but it's a start"

"What ish it?" asks Sean

"Its an advertisement for television. The producer is keen to meet you. You have to be there for ten-ish"

"Tennish?" says Sean "But I don't have a racquet."