Norwegian Blue

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful Norwegian Blue parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree and it's an absolute steal at only £20."

"Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.

"Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity"

"Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot".

So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home. Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman.

"F==k me, a new brothel and a new madam"

"I'm not a madam and this isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home.

"A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters.

"Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home.

"Well f==k me, a new brothel, a new madam, new whores, but the same old clients.....

How ya doin', Dave?!!"