Eskimo

The Embarrassed Eskimo

An Eskimo drops his snowmobile at a garage and asks the mechanic to take a look at it because he's getting a lot of smoke coming out of the exhaust. He says he'll come back after lunch.

The Eskimo returns an hour later and the mechanic says, "It looks as if you've blown a seal."

The Eskimo wipes his mouth and says, "No, it's just a bit of mayonnaise."