A Girls Best Friend

The Dogs at the Vets

Two dogs were waiting with their owners at the vets. One dog said to the other, "What are you here for?"

The other replied, "Well, I live with a large family and the kids were playing a little too rough with me so I bit one of them. Now they want to get me castrated."

"That's awful!"

"Yeah, tell me about it. What are you in for?"

"I live with a single woman and she was out working in her garden bent over in a really short skirt and I mounted her on the spot."

"So you're here to get castrated too?"

"No, she just wants my nails clipped."