01. Dial 0900-Money 02. Cool wash only 03. Al-Qaeda agent DX250 looks for their cue 04. Do this before your hols, not whilst your on them 05. Religious, Political Timewasters preferred 06. GSOH required! 07. Genuine head crops avoids embarrassment 08. That's easy for you to say 09. Pour Grammer ;-) 10. Wanted for quiet nights in 11. Ask for Dom Jolly 12. Looking for a change? 13. Failed Poject? 14. I'm a good girl I am! 15. I saw that whatca-ma-call-it ad the other day... 16. NHS waiting lists eh! 17. There has to be a first time for everything 18. No experience required!